Everyone has personal memories of nights at Heaven, and if it was a particularly good night, no recollection whatsoever. These are just some of the things which spring to mind… New Year countdowns, hot panting bar boys, oiled up go-gos, superstar DJs, fierce black divas, semi-straight teasers, Polly on the bed, champagne celebrities, tattooed hunks, butch dykes, twitching chickens, indoor swimming, outdoor queuing, hot all dayers, ladies of the night, Crystal on the mic, lipstick lesbians, Phil Nankivell, Smiley faces, sour queens, disco darlings, laser lovers, twin brothers, feather wear, a PA from Cher, Per QX, Madonna, Gabriel, A gays, egos, she goes, Troll, Jonesy, Anthems, Pyramid, Pier Morrocco, punk babes blotto, Terry T Rex, trancers, house heads, Kimberly, Surie, Josie, Dee, Glendora, Dry iced eyes, tired disco thighs, biceps, big hair, Big Al, small S&M experts, vanilla virgins, Andy Almighty, Garage on a Friday, bi curiosity, muscle Marys, late night Wednesdays, Steroid sisters, disco classics, cutting edges, big dicks, glamour chicks, fresh talent, old news, high heel shoes, in crowds, out of the closet, up the tempo, indie trendies, funk feelers, scene stealers, Popcorn, stars of porn, Wayne G, Simon OB, Brent Nichols, The Sharp Boys, Tidy Girls, icons, Con artists, freaks, monsters, Gods, angels, witches, hitches, Brit pop, Britney, Jon Dennis, Whitney, silicone, silly clones, implants, Pori Young, meat rack, Mark Bamboch, costume dramas, Jay Eff charmers, wig wearers, sick swingers, mingers, singers, blingers, stars and their fuckers, stalkers, studs, stiffies, hippies, trippers, tourists, chop jobs, Tom McMillan, Gordon John, Departure Loungers, Bedrock, semi erect cock, glo stick Daddies, wimps, pimps, limp wristers, hard core fisters, smokers, jokers, hookers, lookers, Tallulah, Mrs.Wood, The Powder Room, David Rosen, Star Bar, Blu Peter, East Enders, cross dressers, crass tossers, poetic drinkers, thinkers, kinkers, Euratrash stinkers, Ian Levine, the Dakota Bar scene, Cha Cha’s, Vicki Edwards, The Land of Oz, Trademark, Danny Rumpling, friends of Dorothy, shirt lifters, Spectrum, Shoom, Rachel Auburn, queens who know better, white vests, handle bar taches, rubber wearers, Mother Inches, hipsters, Metro, techno, Marc Andrews, crops, bears, broads, benders, rent boys, Gay Priders, night riders, Nora Northcote, White Parties, catwalkers, up stagers, Paul Churchill, down towners, fibbers, blaggers, Jiggers, saints, pansies, Goths, fan dancers, Grace Jones, D’orcy, D’Johnny, Jock straps, Oakie, Tasty, Fruit Machine, fruit flies, beach parties, amyl nitrate, podium beamers, day glo dreamers, lurex screamers, over achievers, Leigh Bowery, High Energy, low lighting, in fighting, frankie Goes To Hollywood, Freddie Mercury, Princess Julia, Princess Anne and a miraculous, Twenty Five Year span.

friday
naked picnic at simon’s. mustard, mayonnaise and hairspray. i love his dorm room.

dinner with mark at balans in soho, followed by drinks at friendly society. the perplexingly friendly proprietess is now my best friend. run into .gregiño, teacher james, atif and spikey james along with a gaggle of lesbians.

off to .popstarz for six hours of grinding, pogoing, flirting, grooving and breakdancing. thank god for guestlists. i drunkenly call simon about 10 times.

in kings cross, we consume minging sandwiches which taste of soap, and then head back to finsbury park for some proper kebab shop grub. atif, greg, mark and i enjoy some early morning mtv-mtv2-mtv dance-mtv base-vh1-vh1 classic-the box-kiss-kerrang music videos.

slumber party

the four of us decided to have a slumber party, which meant three to the bed and one on the floor mattress. greg was being a bit handsy, so we demoted him to the floor, but that was just the excuse he needed to jump and tickle and poke and prod us unsuspecting victims nestled on my bed. the pictures will easily illustrate who the victims were :wink:
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