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soho square

my mobile phone rings as i’m driving down santa monica blvd.

well, it doesn’t ring—it vibrates. you will never ever ever hear my mobile phone ring. i hate the pervasiveness of beeping, chirping, ringing in our society. i do.

so, yeah, my phone vibrates, and i flip it open to hear marcos sing-songing, hi-yaaaaa and a smile creeps over my face as i pull into the dry cleaners where i drop off my laundry.

i assure him, it’s cold here, too as i check out my t-shirt in the mirror. i affirm that, yes, .greg has arrived [back?] in america safely. i explain to him why i need to have someone do my laundry for $1.25/lb instead of doing it myself for $1.00/wash and $1.00/dry.

we talk for 17 minutes and 43 seconds. huh. funny that. it’s great to chit-chat, it’s great to not have any weirdness between us, 5000 miles apart, having left 5 months ago, both of us sobbing like little girls.

i’ve done an excellent job of keeping my mind occupied since my little excursion to london last weekend. my to-do list has stayed filled-to-the-brim with social engagements, spring cleaning, pet projects, and of course loads of magazine work. mental, physical and emotional procrasturbation.

marcos asked me something today, which cut through all the denial of the past week, what do you miss the most?

i miss the pace of life. it’s a vague enough statement, i realize, but it encapsulates all the things i miss about london. i miss my friends, and how we interact, how we care for each other, how we have fun, how we celebrate and how we console. i miss the drive, the passion, the twinkle each of them have, and how we relate to each other.

i miss the myriad of opportunities. the excitement of plummeting down the tube escalator on a friday evening, knowing with certainty, that there’s no way of predicting how the evening might end up. i miss the newness, the constant renewal of london’s spirit, the energy of big city life couple with english traditions and british spirit and european uniqueness.

the sense of possibilities… the excitement that gets dropped on your lap. when you least expect it, you meet an amazing new friend. or, when you’re still struggling with your last breakup, when you’re wholeheartedly, dead-set on staying single for a while, you meet the man of your dreams [for the next 2-6 weeks, at least]. or, even the most jaded londoner flipping through time out to learn 1,587 incredible things to do this week.

i miss london, i really do. and my little trip last weekend was like going to a mexican restaurant and ordering a very tasty appetizer. you want more, you want lots more. and a margarita. mmmm… cadillac margaritas….

energy 52

on the beach at zandvoort
ein tag am meer

the very first moment i enjoyed dance music was on a sunny saturday afternoon, july 23, 1994, driving along a little stretch of road between zandvoort and amsterdam, in the netherlands.

i was 17, right? hormonal, pubescent, cocky. not entirely different from how i am now—at 28. i suppose i must’ve been at least a little bit more innocent, no?

before the start of my final year of high school, i spent another summer in germany, visiting friends from my stay the previous year, and also hanging out with mike, the new german exchange student that my family had hosted in indiana.

although i felt mature and worldly and philosophical and intelligent for my age, mike was living a mature, european, young adult life which made me oh so jealous. upon arriving at his family’s mansion in kassel [a posh suburb outside of frankfurt], i was blown away by how modern and well thought-out it all was. industrial design [of course], with everything [music, lighting, fireplace, garage door] hooked in to b&o remote controls.

kassel
the view from home

what impressed me the most, though, was just how adult mike’s bedroom was. he had his own office, with computer and fax and file cabinets and bookshelves. his room was very modern and… for a teenager, clean!

that first afternoon, after a very friendly afternoon barbecue, mike and i retreated to his bedroom to catch up. i was immediately drawn to his cd collection—he must have had 100 cds! for a teenager in 1994, this was a very impressive feat.

i started flipping through his brushed-aluminum rack, but didn’t recognize any of the titles. whereas my east german friend lars enjoyed many of my favorite artists, like depeche mode, erasure, the scorpions and die fantastischen vier, my west german friend mike had nothing but weird techno music.

he played chirpy bleepy electronic music at every opportunity, trying to brainwash my [at the time] alternative/grungey self into liking it. i started to get a little bit annoyed, the teenager in me thinking, why can’t this german freak just listen to normal music?

mike’s supercool friends, timo [a.k.a. manuel] and tille [a.k.a. tille met dem brille] adopted me, and the four of us were inseparable throughout the summer. we’d ride mopeds around, go swimming, head into the city, and just generally cause teenage mayhem throughout suburban frankfurt.


hausparty
timo, tille and mike

one night i ended up at a hausparty, and the gang tried again to get me hooked on their crazy techno music. the host of the party had just scored an extended 12″ single of kraftwerk‘s classic, minimalist anthem, autobahn, and excitedly described to me how much i’d love it, using 12-syllable-long words that i couldn’t quite translate.

the record played for 12 minutes, and everyone at the party gathered around the plattenspieler, in awe.

i rolled my eyes, rejecting their attempt to educate me. the sadness in their eyes was apparent, but they weren’t ready to give up—yet.

the following weekend, we’d planned a road trip up to holland, to a little coastal resort outside amsterdam, called zandvoort. we’d be camping on the beach, and our car was loaded with tents, a sun umbrella, a few cases of beer, and junk food. teenager paradise.

on the drive up the autobahn in timo‘s clunky old volkswagen, the windows were rolled down, and tinny techno was booming out of the crappy old speakers. every homemade mix tape featured rave/techno/ambient classics that they all knew and loved, and as our journey progressed, holiday giddiness overtook the three of them, and they were practically dancing in their seats, bouncing and clapping and high-fiving each other, shouting oh, das ist geil! [that is cool!] or ach, supercool!, with their whole arms flailing out the windows, building boxes and doing other wild dance moves.

i felt left out, but just wasn’t feeling the music. i’d tried so hard to have an open mind, but the tinny techno beats just weren’t moving me in the same way a soulful guitar ballad or morose depeche mode synthline could. hey—i was a teenager, and i knew what i liked.

then, just as we’d pulled off the autobahn onto a little beach road, i heard this song. this subtle, harmless techno song, coming out of the volkswagen’s crappy little speakers. building, building, building… slowly.

i’m sure a lot of it was just the excitement of the trip, the setting of the summer sun outside the window, enjoying the company of my supercool german friends. but, at that moment, i suddenly got it… i felt it, i understood it, and i knew why this song was so good.

the track, of course, is the legendary café del mar by energy 52, one of the first critically-acclaimed trance records. some might argue it helped launch the trance genre, and helped spawn rave culture. for me, i know it’s the first bit of electronic music, of dance music, that got my mind, my heart and my body excited about a song.

when i left kassel at the end of the summer, mike snuck the single for café del mar into my suitcase. sadly, it got played to death, and i got rid of the scratched plastic disc years ago. but, whenever anyone mentions techno music, or the famous namesake of the song [the café del mar area of ibiza], i smile, and in my mind try to imitate that crazy, arm-flailing-out-the-car-window dance that mike timo and tille mit dem brille were doing as we sped up to zandvoort for that wild weekend trip.

beyoncé?  i -am- oncé!

i’m getting old. you know you’re getting old when you go to a concert and everyone’s younger than you. or, when you go to a concert and there are families there with children. or, when you go to a concert sponsored by mcdonalds.

for atif’s birthday, i surprised him with tickets to see destiny’s child—pretty good seats, too, if i might add—and tonight was the show. seeing pop shows in london can make you sick to your stomach, thanks to the 20,000 screaming 8yo british girls coupled with the 20,000 squealing british gay boys. tonight we decided to make it extra sickening. for dinner, rather than a sensible pizza and a beer, we decided a good pre-show meal would be a dozen krispy kreme donuts, plus a few raspberry bacardi breezers, plus a few cans of shark energy drink. we wolfed this sumptuous meal down in about 15 minutes, and atif and i took our seats shaking uncontrollably, my eyes blurring from the sucrose/dextrose/caffeine/taurine rush.

perhaps i’ve spent too much of my time over the past few years in gay clubs, but i felt that watching beyoncé, kelly and the other one belt out their classics, bills bills bills, bootylicous, crazy in love, survivor, well…. it all just felt like a bad midnight drag show at .heaven. wigs? check. bad costumes? check. junk in da trunk? double-check. bad makeup? uh huh.

i need to build up my gig/concert credibility a bit, see. the last few concerts i went to got dragged to were kylie, madonna, green day, erasure, the b-52s. mostly pop, mostly mainstream, mostly 100 yards away from the stage. i miss moshing with damon from blur in 1998, i miss seeing bis in a tiny venue, i miss blagging tickets to easyworld.

but, perhaps i’m getting old. the whole concert, i just kept thinking my feet hurt and i can’t hear anything, the levels are all fucked and why does beyoncé look so white?, you know, rather than grooving to the music. i’d rather rock out to destiny’s child at home or in a club on a proper soundsystem.

maybe it’s just pop acts, generally. rock/punk/metal bands, well, they can create a unique energy with a live performance, whereas with pop artists, well, you’re always let down when the live version isn’t as good or as accurate as the original.

now, excuse me while i run around the m25, singing the crazy frog ringtone, to expend my sucrose/dextrose/caffeine/taurine high. ba deeb ba da ba ba ba brrrrrum bee daaaaaaaaa zzzuummmmmm….

melodramatic fools

dookie

green day… well… where to start. green day were officially my 2nd favorite band throughout much of high school… i was initially drawn to them as prescient pubescent rumblings indicated to me, hey eric, you should -definitely- put up lots of posters featuring these 3 cute punk rawk boys all over your teenage bedroom walls. and i loved their music… for me, a suburban whitey struggling to escape, they captured my angst well enough. i shopped all over town trying to find their music, and in the end i mail-ordered their back catalogue, saving up enough of my minimum-wage earnings to get that money order for $48.00 for four e.p.s plus shipping and handling.

my highschool friends mostly hated green day [they were more into ace of base or tlc], but because i was the only one who could drive they were forced to listen to my mix tapes. as we’d pimp around after school [read—circle around the block and maybe sneak over to taco bell], they’d have to endure a spotty 17yo eric, so incredibly far-removed from the punk rawk scene, yet still needing to explain song after song to his friends.

old school [pre-1,039 smoothed-out slappy hours] green day was just a smorgasbord of distorted, amped 3-minute long teen angst anthems… and, at the time nearly every song applied [obviously] to me and my teen angst. the track that resounded the most with me was coming clean, which was one of the very first evijhserf entries.

here i am, some *cough* *cough* 10 years later. and i have to say i’m still madly in love with billy joe, tre cool and mike dirnt. before, it was pupply love [horny teen infatuation]. now, now i grin from ear-to-ear as singles off their recent album climb to the top of the charts, saying a big fuck you to redneck america.

well maybe i’m the faggot america.
i’m not a part of a redneck agenda.
now everybody do the propaganda.
and sing along in the age of paranoia.

don’t wanna be an american idiot.
one nation controlled by the media.
information nation of hysteria.
it’s going out to idiot america.

american idiot
green day

after a naughty weekend of lazzzer-fuelled afterhours clubbing, drowning in puddles of tech house and vocal trance and gritty electro, .gregiño and i effortlessly shifted gears to see our favorite punk pop band live and in concert at the hammersmith apollo.

highlights:

1. walking past the queue of 5,000 punters waiting to get into a venue with 1,800 capacity, we decided to grab a greasy snack at the chippy. inside, were two 16yo punk rock girls from swindon [where's your accent from? we all asked one-another] who had been queueing for 8 hours, only to be turned away for having fake tickets. apparently some shmuck on ticket scalping central offloaded tons of counterfeit tickets. superhuman green day somehow convinced the venue to cram in an extra 1,000 fans—fire regulations be damned!

2. absolutely perfect seats—3rd row center of the balcony—which put us within sweating and spitting distance of the band [almost], and provided us an excellent eagle-eyed view of the shirtless, mohawked mosh pit below. in front of us, a lanky pierced 16yo punk rock boi, accompanied by his chubby 8yo little brother, who mimicked his older bro’s every cheer, clap, move and groove. absolutely adorable.

3. the band still exudes raw punk rawk energy from start to sweaty finish. billy joe hyperactively jumps around stage and climbs the speaker stacks. mike dirnt convulses on the ground with his bass. and tre cool excitedly pummels through 22,000 drumsticks, with a goofy forlorn look on his face throughout.

4. the lighting setup is perfectly suited for a band like green day. the show opens with an impressive wall of strobes which immiediately synchronizes your brainwaves to their riddims. then, throughout the show, video screens and projectors and fiber-optic curtains pop up to program the audience with the band’s anti-bush, anti-redneck political propaganda.

5. they keep it real—for real. billy joe takes a few minutes out to just repeatedly say thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, and you can tell that he means it. and, probably one of the most unique things i’ve seen in a while:

6. when billy joe asks, can anyone here play bass? and, before you know it, they’ve dragged 3 willing kids from the audience up on stage, and have them play the drums, bass and guitar for basketcase. i’ve never seen three luckier—and happier—teenage boys. the guitarist kid finishes his performance with a perfectly-executed stage dive. ace.

and, finally…

7. the brilliant creative energy they invested into the show. throwing in a horn section gave a few tunes a more skavoovie flavor, and allowed for some funky james brown moments—particularly when billy joe kept faux-fainting on stage, and one of the horn players would throw a fur cape on him, which [of course] was shrugged off moments later. is billy joe now the hardest working man in punk rawk? and they ended the show on a camp high note, with a solid rendition of we are the champions.

i love music. i love clubbing. i love deejaying. i love tunespotting. i love internet radio. i love my mp3 player. i love superstar deejays.

but, dammit, i love poppy punk, i love live gigs full of energy, and i loves me my green day.

chatting with kerry

i was sat next to john kerry, and a fairly empty flight from somewhere to somewhere. people were milling around, chatting, talking, interviewing, exchanging notes, but he and i were just sat there, laughing away like the best of friends. he was making joke after joke to me, and tears were welling in my eyes and i was slapping him on the back like we were old dear friends.

somehow, we started talking about recycling—specifically curbside/community recycling, and i turned to him, knowingly and rolled my eyes, saying oh we all know that’s a load of bollocks! he was shocked, horrified, and at first thought i was joking. he couldn’t believe his ears, and he wouldn’t even listen to me to explain. i tried to explain that most damage to the environment is caused by industrial and manufacturing waste. i told him that community recycling programs waste more energy and fossil fuels picking up and sorting the waste, than is save through recycling*. i told him that many jurisdictions just landfill waste that was supposed to be recycled anyway. and, i told him that, at current rate of consumption, we could easily store the entire world’s waste in a 40-mile by 40-mile landfill, say, in australia or iceland, and that would serve the entire world perfectly fine for 1000 years.

he was disgusted, apalled, shocked. he couldn’t even fathom that i might be right, that all of the propaganda about recycling programs was false. people recycle because it makes them feel good. but, in actuality, it’s needless, because most community recycling programs waste energy and resources.

as he stood up, he looked down at me in my seat, and said nice talking with you, eric and walked down the aisle. then i woke up. this was the dream i had two nights ago… i suppose it’s what i get for falling asleep while watching the presidential debate i downloaded.

* the one exception to my claim is aluminum cans. recycling aluminum cans saves energy and resources… that’s why companies pay a premium to recycle your aluminum cans, as opposed to say glass or paper.

summer stroll

brighton really recharged my mojo. although i didn’t sleep a wink, walked back and forth across town for hours, and spent hours dancing away in a sweaty tent, i felt mentally energized throughout. in the same way that a good night sleep can leave you exhausted, a very active [aherm] trip left me ready for more.

vauxhall tunnel

woke up sunday morning entirely too early, like at 7am, with a smile. i’ve only woken up in my new bed 20 times or so, and the sun beaming in does get me going in the morning. jumped up, grabbed some brekkie and decided to go for a stroll…

i still don’t quite understand vauxhall. it’s seedy yet respectible, it’s dirty yet safe, it would seem. just full of contradictions… like, the sleaziest most drug-fuelled afterhours clubs [.beyond, crash, fire, etc.] are within spitting distance of mi5. to be honest, i think i’m perfectly happy being so close to .heaven and hell

skyway to heaven...

strolling towards the river, i pass the new bus station they’re building next to vauxhall station. the bus station, uncannily looks like a very slanted, very elevated ramp… similar to the incredibly tall chicago skyway tollroad where i grew up in indiana.

sunning myself along the albert embankment, things started to heat up as throngs of shirtless rollerbladers bladed past, sweaty t-shirts swinging out of back pockets as they silently slalomed past.

da thames, innit?

i cross at westminster bridge, right under big ben. i have this problem, lately, of making eye contact with pretty much every single person i pass. part of it is cruising for hotties, part of it is looking for familiar faces. i’ve gotten quite good at it with my morning commutes through victoria station, where i can process maybe 10 faces a second. smoke was coming out of my ears though as i tried to navigate through the throngs of [literally] 1000′s of tourists, blocking every inch of pavement and tarmac between big ben all the way up into soho.

i was positively glistening by the time i strutted down old compton street, certain i’d run into at least a few people i know. then i realized it was barely 11am, and certainly all of my friends would still be at church. bought some computer stuff and then went right back down south, to the south bank to oogle the skateboarders.

i had worked at waterloo for about two years in total. in that time, i’d seen hundreds of skateboards attempting tricks to varying degrees, from simple ollies rail grinds and vaults over stairs and rubbish bins. i’d estimate that these posers are successful no more than 1% of the time, perhaps making them the worst skateboarders on the planet. you can tell they ain’t keeping it real when the ratio of expensive dv video cameras to skateboards is about 1:1. i pass another poser, but he’s just posing reading a book or something so i leave him in peace.

wonky wonky

still shocked with how much energy i have, i think my body’s operating on solar power, as it hasn’t properly seen the sun since our trip to sydney back in march. cruise all along the south bank, past gabriel’s wharf where there’s some sort of old-age festival going on, all the way up to london bridge where i meet up with felix for a barbeque pub lunch.

shiny felix

as part of my new get-down-to-business philosophy, i’m trying to stop being such a flake, socially, and actually make an effort to see friends i’d been missing. motherly felix repremands me for misbehaving the last few times he’d seen me out and about, and after apologizing for about 10 minutes, we quickly catch up and have some very adult conversations over some smoky charred goodness. we part ways, promising to meet up soon [and this time i really mean it].

on the stroll back home, via kennington, i treat myself to a lemon ice cream cone, where i chat with the shy french ice-cream girl for a bit before handing over my pound coin. i walk home, licking the drippings off my hand for most of the way, arriving home quite sticky but content. i needed to re-acquaint myself with my little hometown.

fit but you know it / street cred

has it come to this?
oi oi oi.

i like to keep it real as much as i can, i like to think i have some street cred, some street smarts about me. i’m still i’m still eric from the block, right? innit?

i’ve been to probably a hundred concerts and have hundreds of albums, and have music blaring nearly 24/7. and, since moving to old blighty, i’ve been absorbing and celebrating as much local flava as i can… i appreciate pop, i celebrate eurodance, i’ve backtracked the past few decades to educate myself on indie and brit-pop, and thanks to mike skinner, i’ve added dozens of colloquialisms to my vocab. innit.

i’ve been a huge fan of the streets since thier first album original pirate material, and have been loving their latest, a grand don’t come for free. skinner paints a perfect but gritty portrait of young life in modern britain, capturing all the little tidbits, like sending drunken text messages, tuning in to pirate radio, betting on footie, chatting with the bloke at the off license, dripping your kebab on your shoes stumbling home at 4am.

the streets‘ anthems are geared primarily to the lager lads and their glammed-up girls, but the situations, the poetry and the beats i identify with. i may live the life of a gay homosexualist radical, but i’m not militant, nor am i extremist in my views… i want nothing more than equality and for sexuality to be a non-issue.

but i knew that the streets concert down at brixton academy would be a testosterone-fuelled lad fest. kerrieann was our hetero guide, holding my and atif’s hands as we swam through the crowd of lads, reeking of lager, gold chains polished, wrinkled topman shirts either buttoned up all the way, or unbuttoned too too far with chest hair exploding all over.

the concert was wicked, a brilliant mix of hits of their first album [let's push things forward, geezers need excitement, weak becomes heroes, stay positive, too much brandy, it's too late and, of course, has it come to this?] and a selection of tunes from their latest, concept, album. we had a blast, kerrieann screaming at mike, atif shouting out some proper garage boooooos, and me settling into a madness one step beyond-style dance groove. it worked, fer real.

i felt like a scientist observing lab rats, as this sweaty blokey gaggle of 8 lads in front of us moshed, fell over, punched each other, hugged and stared blankly at the ceiling throughout the whole concert, even in-between songs. one of them even decided to relieve himself, there on the floor of the brixton academy, in the middle of the crowd. his mates all exclaimed wa-hey!. i could hear their brains sizzling on pills [and probably a whole day of football-fuelled drinking] and just couldn’t get over how peculiar it all was, an how different i am to them, even if we both love these exact same songs.

the gig was skinner’s homecoming, and also the final concert of the tour. the live band gave it some punch, the backup singer provided some soulful melodies, and the brixton crowd erm, massive did add some unique energy. and got me thinking that i need to subject myself to such rampant heterosexuality every now and again. i have nothing against heterosexuals, you know, as long as they don’t flaunt it in public.

oh, and mike skinner? yeah, i’d lock down his aerial.

let me, let me take you, take you


…that’s all there is…

i’ve been sleeping a lot over the past few nights. rich, vivid technicolor dreams, melting together the different segments of my real and imaginary lives.

reasons:

  • my body is not used to waking up at 730am—it took two years of working from home for it to adapt to a casual noon wakeup call
  • i’ve been sitting at a aircon-dry, flourescent-lit, aeron-scoliosis corporate office desk for 8.0000 hours each day
  • i’ve been horrible to my body, where i’ve skipped out on sleep altogether over the past few weekends [weekends run wed-mon]
  • depression—seasonal, loneliness, job uncertainty, etc.
  • i have so many different drugs embedded into each and every cell, that just coughing the wrong way can make me high/drunk/numb/hallucinate

i’ve started to formally withdraw from my job at the magazine. rather than a dramatic departure, i’m just sorta fizzling away like saltine cracker in a bowl of lukewarm chicken soup. there’s plenty of frustration and unhappiness and discontent on both sides, but it’s been that way for a good few months. i’m sticking around to help with the transition, but—badeeb badeeb badeeb that’s all folks—no more editor at large, no more webmaster, no more glamorous job title, no more indescribable job stresses.

it is, of course, freedom in disguise… this will give me the freedom to channel my creative energy into my new [top sekrit] project. but, i have no energy these days—creative or otherwise—and have really just been collapsing into a tired heap in the evenings. this will change, i reckon, after my friends slap me around this weekend and force me to snap out of this funk.

hold that sucker down

420pm and the sun’s nearly set. daylight savings time sucks my ass. big time. i’m a vampire—sure—but i do like to experience some occasional daylight. i could care less about fossil fuels and conserving energy… wouldn’t it make more sense to just keep summer time year-round? bastards.

if we didn’t change our clocks, we’d have daylight 740am-547pm. after the change, it’s 640am-447pm. if we kept summer time year-round, on winter solstice [dec 21st], we’d have daylight from 903am-453pm, rather than 803am-353pm. maybe i’m just not a morning person…

friday night: marky, .gregiño, dinner at balans and then .popstarz. boring, i know. had a little bit way too much of the substances, and don’t remember anything from friday at all. it’s gone from eric boasting or sheepsishly mocking embarassment to maybe thinking, hmm… time to cut back on the mixtures of booze and other things which cause me to erase 12-hour stretches of my life. maybe. spent most of the evening slumped against the main bar with popstarz simon, slamming back free drinks, teenage-ly buying him round after round of sambuca and tequila shots, and probably drunkenly repeating myself over and over and over in conversation.

woke up next to some moppy floppy skinny lanky lad… umm, what’s your name? how did we meet? where do you live? what do you do? want some coffee? do you know where the tube station is? thanks, take care. class act…

i’ve wasted a thousand nights
for comfort in the arms of a stranger
i thought it would lead me
on to bigger, brighter things
but you know that I’m wrong
it doesn’t exist
and you make me feel
like a kid in a movie
dreamlike state [erasure]

dancing and dancing and running around the club and hours of drunken fumbling sex and groggy hungover coming down cup-of-instant-coffee sex are all valid forms of exercise for me, and probably the only way i stay in reasonable shape. a hell of a lot more fun than the treadmill and circuit training.

saturday night i had the pleasure of finally catching up with cousin michael… i had demoted him a few notches on my totem pole of friendship, as he’s perpetually flaky and impossible to hold to any sort of meeting. but, last night i stopped by his amazing new flat near putney bridge. karl and marky stopped by as well, and we danced around to some white boy r’n'b, before gaily chasing each other around in a drunken pillow fight. trust me, it was more of a 9yo girl’s slumber party than anything kinky.

tiptoed over to brompton’s in earl’s court with andrew. it’s sometimes incredibly refreshing to step into a packed club, and know—with certainty—that you’re the hottest lad there. the bartenders fall over each other to serve you, everyone stares in awe as you stroll onto the dancefloor, the area in front of the urinal trough suddenly fills with blokes as you tinkle. jumped over to .ghetto around 11pm to meet up with atif, john and .gregiño, with popstarz simon just smirking at my repeat performance.

around 1am we snuck over to .g-a-y to catch sugababes, who were absolutely breathtaking. the girls know how to sing, know how to work a gay crowd, and are so perfectly choreographed, even when sitting on stools doing their ballads. as i’m grooving and singing along to 10 of their best old and new tracks, i’m [literally] being molested on all sides. sure, it’s crowded. sure, i’ve done the oh-let-me-just-grab-you-ass-oops-was-that-you flirtation technique before. but, to repeatedly repeatedly repeatedly back up into me, or touch my ass, or to stare from the side for 20 minutes is just pathetic. i told one bloke, sorry, i’m just here to dance tonight and the second bloke, sorry, i have a boyfriend and finally the third bloke [as i shoved him away from me], no, i’m not interested. jeezus. the sugababes rocked, but between the drunken fumbling molestations, the sweaty madeup 16yo lads with their glow-in-the-dark whistles, jeremy joseph’s uncomfortable pasty cracked-out antics, the baloon drops and the wafting aroma of poppers everywhere, i had to escape, rather early.

—- update —-

spoke to swedish tomas just now. turns out i spent part of friday night getting frisky with jez, the adorable lad that i had just dumped earlier in the week. i. am. a. bastard. after toying with him [again] for hours at .popstarz, he apparently saw me tiptoe away with moppy floppy jamie at 3am. i would hate someone like me.

patrick roddie

patrick roddie is an irish photographer living in san francisco. he’s captured some brilliant shots from beyond belief [this year's burningman]. any photos you take in the desert are bound to be vivid and colorful, but it’s the way he captures the energy, spirit and humanity of the event that draws me in. take me back to the playa!.

have a look, and buy some prints—at webbery.com.




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