- In the same way that some Friday evenings are all about tequila, this Monday morning is all about PG TIps. #
- While stylish, my London Underground Tube Map belt is not providing
the support I need this morning. # - 2BR apartment in my building (Greenpoint, Brooklyn) just opened up. Nice & big & $2100. Hit me up if interested. #
- Is there an arm equivalent of "cankles"? #
- Some days I wonder what it would be like to blast a live housey remix of The Presets to a roomful of cool kids. Not today. #
- The boyf busted out his new coffee… percolator this morning. I
busted out some classic house music (It's time for the / time for
… # - Just snagged some EXCELLENT seats for Mika's concert in NYC in October. #
- My favorite song to see The Drums perform live is "Don't be a Jerk, Jonny", because Jon is so explanatory, and the gals are so Pipettelike. #
- Must… slowly… put down APC40… step away from Ableton… unplug automation…. back away… slowly. #
- Been at the beer garden for a few hours. Offsite getting nerdyrowdy. #
- Listening to rough demos from The Stone Roses (from way back when)
make me feel like I'm "tuned in"… # - The wise New Yorker doesn't attempt to identify that peculiar summer
smell on the streets… best to mouth-breathe and carry on. # - Tonight I shall be watching some classic Dame Edna in bed while trying to sleep. Any guesses as to what sorts of nightmares I'll have? #
- Topshop (Topman) NYC is over :( Everything is either W'burg circa 2007
or Skins season 1 (Bristol ca 2008) # - The boyf tricked me into going to yoga class AGAIN. He's crafty like
that ;) # - Just bumped into Jim Krywhateverinski from The Office while walking
the boyf's dogs. Gave me an odd glance. # - The boys and I are celebrating Whitney today. Yes #
- On one hand, I'm entirely too old to participate in dance-offs with
Greg. On the other hand… # - The only thing that can rescue me from last night is 3-click ordering of breakfast from bed. #
- I had nearly forgotten when Edward Scissorhands came to stay with The
Boggs family. #
- Thank you Brooklyn Yard for allowing me to crunk to Kraftwerk remixes.
Now: Metropolitan with Greggy. # - It's about 97 degrees tonight and Brooklyn is dripping of sex. Will
someone please give me a squeegee? # - Megan Mullally does in fact feature as (the voice of) Barney's mother in "How I Met Your Mother" #
- I'm going back to school! #
- Ok, first the Entourage crew dine at Urth Cafe only a few feet from where I lived in WeHo, and now Turtle goes to Caltech?! #
- Just checked my shoes #
- At Manny The Musical with Shrek. #
- As Jim pointed out, tonight was all about the Triple-M (Major Manny
Moment).. of course Manny knew everyone at Ritz. # - After nearly 10 years, I have finished my exhaustive research, definitively
proving that the middle of any given dancefloor is always t … # - I want to stay home and make music using my new APC40 all day today. Can someone write me a note? #
- Free MP3: The Best Piano House, feat. 2hr of uplifting anthemic divalicious powerful house songs for the summer heat. http://jonnymoiree.com #
- Anyone have an invite for Demonoid? #demonoid #
- Dear Greenpoint Brooklyn: rims on a minivan? Really?! #
- New gay night in Williamsburg tonight at Hugs at N 6th & Whythe. #
- Winding down Atif's visit with a little mid-afternoon post-brunch
houseparty. Matmos lights are on, champers and Pimm's…. # - The 4-day house party has finally come to an end. 20 visitors & no broken champagne flutes/noise complaints/hearts broken = success! #
- Joan Rivers Roast Drinking Game: take a shot every time someone cracks a joke about plastic surgery. #
- My outfit coordination options are severely limited by only having one pair of orange shoes. #
- I keep finding champagne corks and bottles of Grey Goose (?!) 2 full days after my weekend houseparties. #
- I thought it would be sweet to give the boyfriend a banana for breakfast. Little did I know he would use it as a (cold, yellow) weapon. #
- In violent times, you shouldn't have to sell your soul. In black and white,
they really really ought to know. # - Those one-track minds that took you for a working boy. Kiss them goodbye.
You shouldn't have to jump for joy. # - "It’s hard to believe that 15 years have passed since Backstreet Boys redefined the modern musical landscape" – Backstreet Boys website #
- Listening (and commenting on) Moby's new album on SoundCloud, very cool http://ping.fm/W42ro #
- On a drunken party cruise with the interns around Liberty Island.
Trouble! # - Cracking up during my morning commute watching Rodrigo meet the Queen
on BBUK. # - Baby's had a long week, and baby needs to go out and have some fun
tonight. # - Which is hotter: getting cruised by hot dad (with wife & toddler), or
2 super gay gay dads (with toddler)? # - In a cab with 3 drunk homos screaming Biggie songs. Poorly. GSTQ. #
- Up early today for a day of DJing, music production and a whole lotta dancing. #
- http://ping.fm/p/zvGn1 – God thinks you are stupid. #
- Winding down Atif's visit with a little mid-afternoon post-brunch
houseparty. Matmos lights are on, champers and Pimm's…. # - The 4-day house party has finally come to an end. 20 visitors & no broken champagne flutes/noise complaints/hearts broken = success! #
- Joan Rivers Roast Drinking Game: take a shot every time someone cracks a joke about plastic surgery. #
- My outfit coordination options are severely limited by only having one pair of orange shoes. #
- I keep finding champagne corks and bottles of Grey Goose (?!) 2 full days after my weekend houseparties. #
- I thought it would be sweet to give the boyfriend a banana for breakfast. Little did I know he would use it as a (cold, yellow) weapon. #
- In violent times, you shouldn't have to sell your soul. In black and white,
they really really ought to know. # - Those one-track minds that took you for a working boy. Kiss them goodbye.
You shouldn't have to jump for joy. # - "It’s hard to believe that 15 years have passed since Backstreet Boys redefined the modern musical landscape" – Backstreet Boys website #
- Listening (and commenting on) Moby's new album on SoundCloud, very cool http://ping.fm/W42ro #
- On a drunken party cruise with the interns around Liberty Island.
Trouble! # - Cracking up during my morning commute watching Rodrigo meet the Queen
on BBUK. # - Baby's had a long week, and baby needs to go out and have some fun
tonight. # - Which is hotter: getting cruised by hot dad (with wife & toddler), or
2 super gay gay dads (with toddler)? # - In a cab with 3 drunk homos screaming Biggie songs. Poorly. GSTQ. #
- Up early today for a day of DJing, music production and a whole lotta dancing. #
- http://ping.fm/p/zvGn1 – God thinks you are stupid. #
- Winding down Atif's visit with a little mid-afternoon post-brunch
houseparty. Matmos lights are on, champers and Pimm's…. # - The 4-day house party has finally come to an end. 20 visitors & no broken champagne flutes/noise complaints/hearts broken = success! #
- Joan Rivers Roast Drinking Game: take a shot every time someone cracks a joke about plastic surgery. #
- My outfit coordination options are severely limited by only having one pair of orange shoes. #
- I keep finding champagne corks and bottles of Grey Goose (?!) 2 full days after my weekend houseparties. #
- I thought it would be sweet to give the boyfriend a banana for breakfast. Little did I know he would use it as a (cold, yellow) weapon. #
- In violent times, you shouldn't have to sell your soul. In black and white,
they really really ought to know. # - Those one-track minds that took you for a working boy. Kiss them goodbye.
You shouldn't have to jump for joy. # - "It’s hard to believe that 15 years have passed since Backstreet Boys redefined the modern musical landscape" – Backstreet Boys website #
- Listening (and commenting on) Moby's new album on SoundCloud, very cool http://ping.fm/W42ro #
- On a drunken party cruise with the interns around Liberty Island.
Trouble! # - Cracking up during my morning commute watching Rodrigo meet the Queen
on BBUK. # - Baby's had a long week, and baby needs to go out and have some fun
tonight. # - Which is hotter: getting cruised by hot dad (with wife & toddler), or
2 super gay gay dads (with toddler)? # - In a cab with 3 drunk homos screaming Biggie songs. Poorly. GSTQ. #
- Up early today for a day of DJing, music production and a whole lotta dancing. #
- http://ping.fm/p/zvGn1 – God thinks you are stupid. #
- http://ping.fm/p/F0WBG – Post birthday-brunch margaritas. Housey house and sunshine (finally) #
- Matthew size 12 #
- Wrapping up boyf's bday weekend. Drinking with mum-in-law, silly
backstories, secret gossip. Exhausted. # - This was a 19-taxi weekend. I don't mind, except for those solo rides
across the Williamsburg Bridge. Too much introspection. # - "This isn't a party it's a whole lot more. We've had enough of this blind man's bluff. You've kept us int he dark for long enough." #
- So excited I get to see my Basildon boys tonight. 6th row center at MSG! 15th Depeche Mode concert in as many years. #
- OH SNAP! I'm Too Fat To Be A Hipster http://ping.fm/gMHjx RT @ernielyd #
- Mmmm Depeche Mode afterparty… #
- Still on a high from last night's Depeche Mode concert. Boyf and I were 15 ft from the stage. Dave & Martin played every 1 of my fave songs. #
- *THIS* is how close I was to Depeche Mode last night… http://tinyurl.com/lyogtz #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Depeche Mode – Personal Jesus (pt 1) http://bit.ly/uXZRX #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Depeche Mode – Personal Jesus (pt 2) http://bit.ly/r8Sqn #
- At Eastern Bloc with Björk. #
- I always feel so triumphant crossing the Williamsburg Bridge… #
- Enjoying a spot of shopping with Atif: Barney's, Bloomies, oh my! #
- About to make my second ever on-stage Broadway cameo ;). So is Atif
(he doesn't know though) # - Can't remember the last time I woke up to a flat full of post-club boys. #
- In the middle of a hot photo shoot. Perfecting my turn-and-smile (sort
of like the bend-and-snap) # - The party train keeps chugging… last night I discovered Sugarland is
much more tolerable when you arrive at 2am. #
- Lovely wedding reception. Charmed the crazy Japanese girls (slang for
'jack off' is hinjoki which means '1000 strokes'… I think u m … # - I keep having odd dreams about being on a plane that lands in Amsterdam and then proceeds to drive off the runway into and around the ci … #
- At din din with Brooklyn-bound Tye… in W'burg. Lovely night, but I'm
melting melting melting in the heat. # - Anyone wanna see The Drums tonight at The Bowery in NYC? #
- I hope nobody in New York left their cake outside today… #
- Oh man I really need to join Travelers Anonymous. I really really really shouldn't be booking another 2 summer holidays. #
- Eric is 70% Noirin (target), 20% Siavash (romantic) and 10% Bea (hippy). #
- I can't believe Kathy Griffin fell for Nicole Julian's trickery. She's making cookies with Melissa to get back at Mary Cherry.I can't b … #
- I can't believe Kathy Griffin fell for Nicole Julian's trickery–she's making cookies with Melissa Ehteridge to get back at Mary Cherry. #
- This slave to the rhythm has pulled up to the bumper baby… (can you
guess who I'm about to see in concert?) # - EB = GSOH. QED. #
- T minus 2 hours until my version of "Meet the Parents"… #
- Survived meeting Mumsy Boyf. Well, except for the in-depth dinner
convo re: children. # - Boyf's birthday weekend. To bring it back to ME (as I tend to do), how many of you ever thought Eric would be dating a 30yo?! #
- It wouldn't be a trip to Central Park without Greg getting shat on. #
- Wake up! It's a beautiful morning…. http://ping.fm/Sq8kn #
- I would totally buy this "Ice Ice Baby" shirt if it weren't for the terrible #handwritingfontabuse — spend 2 minutes and just write it out! #
- 1 year after leaving Bank of America, I'm still having to deal with their insane "California accounts are on a different system" BS. #
