- Chilling with my brother, watching Milk, preparing for the party party
tonight… # - #3wordsaftersex Yes, I know. #
- ZOMG Hunter & Jessica go hiking up Runyon Canyon… http://bit.ly/bRrfU #
- Windows open, Pimms chuggin’, boys gigglin’, watchin’ Britain’s Got
Talent with DJ’d commercial breaks. # - Rooftop balcony BBQ, that’s what I’m talking about. Manhattan skyline,
raggae, kebabs, cocktails and giggles. # - White wine is always the last liquor to be consumed at a party. #
- After passing 5 Fleet Week soldiers, sassy old lady turns to my gaggle
of gay friends, pronounces “they’re not that cute!” # - I feel sorry for my brother… we’ve walked about 3 miles from party
to party around Manhattan today. More booze should help. # - Bank Holiday over: booze bottles binned, flat cleaned, final
houseguest sent off to the airport. An iced coffee before rejoing work. # - California proves to be fiscally and morally bankrupt. #
- Caption needed for this Memorial Day BBQ photo: http://tinyurl.com/q2wdcf #
- Woke up with the Eurovision song in my head: “Years ago, when I was younger, I kinda liked, a girl I knew…” http://tinyurl.com/prps7k #
- Patrick Wolf’s new album “The Bachelor” is quite nice. Reminiscent of Depeche Mode, actually. Only 1 or 2 songs are about me, I think. #
- I feel like I’m a new romantic bouncing around The Blitz and Billy’s whenever I listen to Jimmy Somerville. #
- Check 73yo Fred Bowers breakdancing to Basshunter on Britain’s Got Talent (that’s so gonna be me in ~40 years) http://ping.fm/nsglc #
- I’ve never been double-crossed by a sweet puppy or a lion in the jungle. RT @DameElizabeth #
- Got hit on twice during my 5-minute visit to Brooklyn Industries in
W’burg: “Were u on the Real World?” and “I really like ur purple … # - What have you done for me, lately? #
- Nerdcore rap called “kill -9″. If you know what that is, then you’ll enjoy this video. #
- Ticket ticket ride ride… ticket ticket ride ride..,. shake around, jump and jive, take a trip, live your life… tonight… #
- #ff Entire cast of The Sarah Silverman Show: @LauraJSilverman @SarahKSilverman @thebrianposehn @JayJohnston @steveagee #
- WWEBD? Work late, come home, brew some French Vanilla coffee, work on music, and download Bmore remixes for that Alexander Rybak ditty… #
- Been up since 6am helping the boyf move. I’ve counted 16 big-ass art
pieces and not a single gadget, gizmo nor remote controlled
… # - Oh brother. The UHaul we’re moving with apparently scraped a 2 sq in
section of some junky car’s fender. 911’s been called by crazy … # - email #
- http://ping.fm/p/P8yQK – Crazy lady who called 911 for a questionable fender-bender. She was
gettin’ all Judge Judy up in our biz! # - Grumble grumble. Been waiting 90 minutes for NYPD to file report on
supposed fender bender (2″ scratch). # - Ditched the boyf an the UHaul (shh!), having a New Sandwich for New
Lunch at New Café at New School. # - So The optimal 31-minute route from my boyf’s new place to mine is the
F to the A to the G. Spells trouble. # - 2 full UHaul loads done, 1 more to go before the move is done. Then we
celebrate mit wurst und großen flaschen bier ins biergarten. # - email #
- http://ping.fm/p/hyb5v – Nearly done with the move…. #
- The real winner on Britain’s Got Talent is the editor that originally made us fall for Susan Boyle :) #
- RT @bitful: I’m excited that BBC 2 has commissioned a second series of ‘Beautiful People’—in production now: http://yfrog.com/179o1j #
- 2007 (Chinese yr of the Chicken): bird flu. 08 (yr of the Horse): equine flu. 09 (yr of the Pig): swine flu. 2010 (yr of the cock): ??? #
- Jeebus, the flash on display at McCarren Park is pinker than Soho
Square (London) #
- Having Margaritas with the boys in the Village, just spotted Billy Joe
from #greenday # - http://yfrog.com/5az3tj Margaritas with the boys in the Village #
- Tonight is one of those nights… been to about 14 bars so far,
including nefarious bars like “Boots and Saddles” # - Is watching Desparate Housewives with his exes at XES #
- It’s been a while since I’ve been told off by a random schmo in NYC… #
- Surly Turkish taxi driver is blasting Britney across the Brooklyn
Bridge. A for effort? # - Is at gay Tv night: Idol & Glee. #
- barely made it through a brutal session at the gym, but some weird German Mashups found their way onto my iPhone and saved the day. #
- http://ping.fm/p/lmGyT – What a gorgeous gorgeous gorgous morning in NYC! #
- Maybe it’s time for a Craig David + Daniel Bedingfield faux-ironic garage collaboration? #
- Little bro is in NYC for the w/end. We have grand plans, but first I
need to convince him that socks & sandals are a no-go. # - http://ping.fm/p/Dl2RC – Tacos with Mike at Bonita in Williamsburg… #
- Chillin’ and BBQin’ at Prospect Park, with Spicy Tye and Sassy Chelle. #
- Is at the Broadwayified American Tribal Love Rock Musical…. #
- Got a little sentamental during the 2nd act of ‘Hair’… took me back
to East Germany circa 1993. Brilliant production! # - http://ping.fm/p/3ChBM – Barcade #
- Is having a 6:30am indie rock dance party in his bathroom this morning. #
- Picnicking in McCarren Park. Hipsters playing kickball, soundsystrm
blaring “Brooklyn, put your lighters up!” # - http://yfrog.com/3wtyotjlu Polish clubbing in Greenpoint–check the DJs’ mugs! #
- My Gmail Unread Favicon script was rated as #4 in their Top 10: http://ping.fm/afCoc #
- She’s what the kids would call a slut, which is a terrible thing to say about someone who’s just died, but there’s no denying she was one #
- The best part of Britain’s Got Talent is the awful background music. Take That’s Relight My Fire? Spandau Ballet’s Gold? Talent, indeed. #
- The only peeps at my Chelsea gym mid-day are rent boys, go-go boys and
the independently wealthy. And me. # - Today’s NYT reports that many swine flu cases have no fever—I’m now even more convinced that I had H1N1 last week http://tinyurl.com/on3cwz #
- is glad that the groggy 3.5 minutes between alarm going off and large Dunkin Donuts French Vanilla Iced Coffee is long gone. #
- loves that he just got an email from Barack Obama about health care. #
- Winning Eurovision songs arn’t cheesy—they are statistically more likely to be minor key, have no key change, written by the performer. #
- Vintage Swine Flu PSA from 1976 http://bit.ly/3qC2ed #
- Nearly finished with my first official remix in years—won’t reveal the aritst/track, but it’s called “Jonny Moirée’s The Party’s Over Mix” #
- Sophie’s British pronunciation of “answer” and “dancer” really make this track what it is… http://bit.ly/17uEMq #
- you can’t see The Pet Shop Boys in the new video for “Did You See Me Coming?” http://bit.ly/11u6AG #
- A better article title would be “The air in Spain is laced mainly with cocaine”: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30741658/ #
- Wow, had no idea Lily Allen was only 24! Makes me feel oooooooold :) @lilyroseallen http://twitter.com/lilyroseallen/status/1679456345 #
- New (free) mix download: Nonstop Indie Dance Party Vol. 10 by DJ Jonny Moirée. Download mp3/torrent via http://jonnymoiree.com/ #
- has a great pitch (for a friend) for a great travel/reality docudrama. Get in touch if you know people who might like to hear about it. #
- Tonight’s forecast: 65% chance of debauchery… #
- has been in bed sick all day. Sleeping for 16 hours is important to do every now and again—it’s like spring cleaning for your dreams. #
- Quelquefois, un rêve est ce qui vous fait un esclave. #
- Kylie is touring the US. 6 cities, small venues. Amex tickets go on sale Thursday. Info: http://ping.fm/RBQ3w #
- is at home for the 3rd full day, illin’. I don’t think I have H1N1, thanks for asking. More coldy than fluey. #
- I think Diet Coke has cured my Swine Flu. #
- has finally kicked his 4-day long bout with the flu, & is ready to rejoin society. NYC is 75° & sunny—perfect for a Star Trek IMAX matinee. #
- Which is more intimate: seeing Zach Quinto’s giant pores on IMAX
screening of Star Trek, or dancing shirtless in WeHo? # - At a bitchy TriBeCa private art show house party. House as in
superstar house DJ. # - 200 supercool club kids, 100 Soho sophisticates, 75 Joey dousches. #
- Spent most of the day working on remixes, then made the boyf watch
Beautiful Thing. Now: tea with 70yo drag queen. # - is crying with laughter after watching 3 trannies get ready for Mr
Black. For once, I get to be the square. #
- Amazing dream: during commercial break @ G8 summit (?), I outbid French Prez on Pet Shop Boys “beer & brothels” silent charity auction. #
- I’m buying a Wii and need recommendations on what games to buy. Fill out my quick survey http://tinyurl.com/cyvh2c #
- Just treated myself to an absolutely amazing and amazingly thorough hour-long massage. I am no longer kinky. #
- Hey if you’re into RSS or FriendFeed, you can subscribe to my wisdom at http://ping.fm/j8zmr #
- Help me decide which Wii games to buy: http://ping.fm/clgA8 #
- Help me decide which Wii games to buy (updated link) http://ping.fm/Pm933 #
- Had a brill GoogleLunch catchup with @davidyu and @xavierfan. #
- I accidentally cruised myself at the gym through multiple mirrors. I’d like to coin a term for this. How about “cruise ruse”? #TweeMI #
- Bea Arthur & Rock Hudson singing about recreational drugs http://tinyurl.com/2h7nyx #
- Google Forms now supports Themes (oooooh) http://tinyurl.com/czm6a3 #
- Swine Flu mutated into new strain in the UK, with “zombie-like” effects http://tinyurl.com/cceu2y #
- asks, which do you choose: the hard or soft option? #
- is playing daddy, taking both the boyf and Greg to finally buy glasses. #
- has left his own house party to hit the Bat For Lashes gig, then
Sugarbland. # - asks, who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma? #
- me and boyf walking home at 2am. Car drives by and yells with Crooklyn
accent, “Get a room!” and then apologizes. #

