- Had a bizarre dream last night that I taped 5 episodes of a sketch comedy show at BBC Studios, and my exes were in the skits. #
- I’m embarassed that I recognized Randy Jackson (cowboy from The Village People) on this weeks’ episode of “Flight of the Conchords” #
- wonders who cares about Fleet Week when Manh is teeming with male models for Fashion Week? 2 so far today ;) #
- is at the gym in Chelsea, and I want to clench my fist like Colbert, “BEARS!” #
- just learned “Williamsburg Brooklyn” is an anagram for “Old Bearded Men Skateboarding” #
- Lady Ga Ga rumored to perform “What Have I Done To Deserve This?” with Pet Shop Boys at this year’s Brits http://tinyurl.com/dae44v #
- just visited with my LASIK doc who confirmed I have 20/15 vision. Not quite x-ray, but nearly ;) #
- Is it weird that I have twice as many followers as people I follow? Shouldn’t it be the other way around? #
- That’s where I caught her eye. She told me that her dad was loaded, I said “In that case I’ll have a rum and Coca-Cola.” She said “Fine.” #
- is very much looking forward to seeing DJ Spooky at lunch. #
- is with DJ Spooky on the decks at Google. Almost as awkward as when Irvine Welsh did a perverted book reading. here. #
- is with DJ Spooky on the decks at Google. Almost as awkward as when Irvine Welsh did a perverted book reading here. #
- Does anyone want/need an invite for UK television torrent site TheBox? http://thebox.bz #
- just woke up from a fuzzy dream: me hanging out with Madonna and some British guy (Guy?) learning about football. Then we piled into ca … #
- just woke up from a fuzzy dream: hanging out with Madge (and Guy?), teaching me about footbal. Then piled into cars to go to the mall. #
- After hearing the Pet Shop Boys’ “Yes” album sampler, I’m not too excited—no dancey dance hits. Seems like some nice love songs, chillout. #
- After rewatching the PSB part of The Brits, I’m thinking that hosts Mathew Horne & James Corden (”Gavin & Stacey”) were on some major pills. #
- Watching the PSB perf at The Brits, it’s obvious the manliest person on stage was easily Lady GaGa (not Neil, Chris, nor Brandon Flowers). #
- Neil was a chess piece, and Chris was a mix between Britney and Anne Robinson #rubbishgays http://tinyurl.com/dhlxdc #
- wonders if Lily Allen’s lyrics “The Sun” and “The Mirror” in “Everyone’s At It” are references to UK tabloids? #
- is halfway-through my 10-day no alcohol/caffeine/sugar/fat/salt detox. Feeling great, but bored. #
- Wal*Mart employes more people than the UK’s NHS. Also, one-third of Americans visit Wal*Mart every month. http://tinyurl.com/cec9sy #
- wonders, is it evil for me to hope that the NY weather gets even colder, making my tropical getaway next week more enjoyable? #
- You need more than a big blank check to be a lover, or a Gulfstream jet to fly you door-to-door somewhere chic on another shore. #
- Only in the UK do your ATM cards not automatically renew. I need to “reapply” for a Barclays ATM card because my previous one expired. #
- Looking for an MP3 or video of Depeche Mode performing their new track “Wrong” at the ECHO awards in Germany last night. #depechemode #
- I’m totally gonna get a Dell Mini 10 and Hackintosh it… http://tinyurl.com/a9ufue #
- Pay close attention to the animated opening title sequence for “Lost”, and you’ll notice what a crappy CG rendering job they did on the “S”. #
- I’ve watched the entire 1st season of Gossip Girl in the last 3 days. I’m impressed, although I don’t like how malleable each character is. #
- For the first time in my adult life, my situation was simple enough (no cross-state or cross-nation moves) to prepare and file my own taxes. #
- “TV on the Radio” on TV? Not so good. #
- I’m starting to get upset that the US Gov’t bailout focuses so much on homeowner mortgages. What about those of us smart enough not to buy? #
- Complete this sentence: “I like my men like I like my wines: _______________________” #
- Sexually suggestive breakfast spill: http://tinyurl.com/dbnokp #
- T-Pain is creating an Auto-Tune app for the iPhone: http://tinyurl.com/bufzmk #
- Hearing Kylie’s “I Believe in You” always takes me back to Vauxhall 2004 (South Central, Horse Meat Disco, Royal Vauxhall Tavern). Shudder. #
- reminds you that, although it’s not love, it means something. #
- Would you rather Mike Myers make a new “Austin Powers” film, or “Sprockets: Das Movie”? #
- Fish don’t fry in the kitchen, beans don’t burn on griiiiiiill… #
- Popular cocktail in New York – The Sully, named Capt. Chesley B. “Sully” Sullenberger. It’s two shots of Grey Goose and a splash of water. #
- Had a blast with the Gayglers, and am heading out to rock Manhattan with Kevin, wearing my Topman top I got from Xmas from bro-in-law. #
- Do you reach a point in your life when everyone you pass on the street is a version of someone you already know? #
- I don’t like the vibe in the VIP… #
- How do you solve the problem of 8 people in the VIP and 1000 down below. Mass hysteria? #
- I am such an amateur…. why in the world did I let the bartender keep giving me free Jameson + Hypnotiq drinks last night? Gross. #
- Introducing Google Spreadsheets ListView. Warning: mentions Broadway, booze and spreadsheet filtering :) http://tinyurl.com/arnkq2 #
- I am so befuddled right now. In the best possible way. #
- happy valentines day from hunx from gravy train!!!!: http://tinyurl.com/amehjq #
- Had a delcious Valentine’s with the boyf and Billy Elliot. #
- I don’t drink coffee, I take tea my dear. I like my toast done on one side… #
- seeking recommendations for a fabulous villa in Mykonos for the summer, for a bunch of crazy gay boys and maybe a few random straighties? #
- The writers of “United States of Tara” are really hedging their bets with their unrelated supporting character storylines. Gay hellhouse? #
- This is the most embarassing photo of me ever… http://ping.fm/MDF0Y #
- I am totally in love with the new Lily Allen album. Well done. #
- woke up from one of those great dreams about college. This one was about how I hadn’t been to class ALL TERM and the final is tomorrow. #
- can’t get the “French & Saunders” theme song out of my head. “It’s French and Saunders, Saunders, do de do de doo…” #
- Dear iTunes, it’s too early for Lady Gaga and Katy Perry mashups. Thanks. Lily Allen? Yes, please. #
- I don’t want anything more than to see your face when you open the door. #
- You make me beans on toast, a nice cup of tea, then we’ll get Chinese and watch TV. #
- is a Weapon of Mass Consumption. #
- Got a FB message from my first boyf, whom I’ve been trying to track down for 10 years. I’m so easily stalkable, what’s taken him so long? #
- It’s cold in here (Brooklyn). There most be some Toros in the atmosphere. #
- Matthew’s paintings are now available on Etsy: http://mathyou.etsy.com #
- I’m giving the new Pet Shop Boys single “Love, Etc.” only 3 stars. It’s bouncy, it’s fun, but it’s not danceable nor is it single-worthy. #
- just woke up from my LASIK surgery. it’s quite awesome to be able to see the world when my eyes open. #
- Hey Lily Allen fans: tickets are now on sale (LiveNation) for her upcoming US tour. #lilyallen #
- Newsflash: Kelly Rutherford from Gossip Girl is not the same actress as Thea Gill from Queer as Folk. #
- Will Forte’s best work was as Abe Lincoln in Clone High. #
- Which is correct: “Established 1930″ or “Established since 1930″? #
- is loving movie night. “W”: good. “The Rocker”: excellent. Teddy Geiger! #
- It’s a queer site to see dozens of teenage boys taking their belts off each morn outside the high school. #
- Staying in a junior suite, so there’s room to meet and greet. And after work explain how I feel, “Perdoneme me llamo Neil”… #
- Alan Cumming [famous for his role in Margaret Cho's "Bam Bam & Celeste"] hangs out at Eastern Bloc. http://tinyurl.com/bkgvjn #bgb #
- Hey World! Guess what? Now that we’re done ruining “Kath & Kim” we’ve set our sights on Absolutely Fabulous! http://tinyurl.com/b6pbdm #
- Someone just sent me a porn video where there are articles of clothing advertising a music website scattered on the bed, floor, etc. Viral? #
- The new season of ‘Skins’ easily puts other teen dramas to shame (I’m talking to you, ‘Gossip Girls’) #
- Vanilla Ice’s new album of 80s/90s hip-hop covers is painful–like “drunk uncle singing SingStar” painful. I dressed as him for Halloween… #
- managed to commute from home to office with only being exposed to the freezing rain and puddles of slush for 15 seconds. #
- what’s a good application to keep remote files (FTP/SFTP) constantly, effortlessly synchronized with local files on my Mac? #
- 2 of my favorite things are booze and gadgets. Introducing the Vinturi Wine Aerator… makes crappy wine taste amazing! http://ping.fm … #
- If I *were* to see Depeche Mode in concert this summer (for the 15th time), I think it would have to be in Berlin http://tinyurl.com/cfyx8x #
- is sipping coffee and sorting through hundreds of unrated MP3s for upcoming mixes. #
- The problem with working at a large corporation is that sometimes you unexpectedly run in your exes. #
- The problem with working at a large corporation is that sometimes you unexpectedly run into your exes. #
- just got over my addiction to Paris HIlton’s “My New BFF”. Now, UK style: http://ping.fm/cVErk #
- I need to buy a webcam for my Mac Pro. Recommendations? Old FW iSight? Logitech QuickCam Pro? Other UVC webcam? Use with Skype, iChat. #
- is realizing today is a totally pregnant day. #
- juggling several fun projects: Jonny Moirée Party Trick 10, Portugese language labs, 2 secret web projects, the boyf’s Etsy shop. #
- just went camping with Greg, Kevin and the boyf, crawling into a tent in the middle if Sugarland. #
- is recovering from a full EKG (Eric Kevin Greg) evening. #
- laying in bed like a baby bird, waiting for breakfast to be fed to me. #
- iPhone face recognition sucks. recognizes clear photos of me about 15% of the time. doesn’t recognize my brown friends very well. #
- I’m so looking forward to tonight’s hour-long episode of “The Office”… how will they incorporate Jessica Alba and Jack Black? #
