unknown number, great. no spelling mistakes, so they’re probably not brazilian… that leaves only a handful of random boys who might have my number.
ummm who dis? [send]
hmm… chip from the states. i didn’t meet any chips on my trip… ooh! that phil. that wanker. that hard-to-get, self-hating-yet-arrogant, living-with-his-sugardaddy, says-i-have-smelly-feet delicious skaterboy from wisconsin.
yeah, of course. what’s up? [send]
i don’t have time for his games. we hooked up once at my old place in finsbury park, which was sweet and innocent and quite pleasant. we had a hot but quite bizarre hookup a while later, back in june, and he never returned my texts afterwards.
yeah, actually kinda busy. got email? [send]
man… as much of a total asshole this boy is, he scores a 9.99 on my 1-10 scale of skaterboi hotness. i’d be over there in a hearbeat if i wasn’t at the office, and, well, if he didn’t require a half-gallon of absinthe to ~`get in the mood’~.
wish i could dude, i’d be over in a heartbeat, but i’m at work [send]
god, look at me and my fauxsk8r l33t speak.
oh, look how
desparate easy i look now. great. fell right into his trap. he’s a freak, but i think there is some sort of nice innocent lad deep down inside.
smartass! would be cool to hang out sometime, grab a drink…? [send]
take care. x eric [send]
damn i’m such a nice guy. with ulterior motives. but a nice guy nonetheless—honest, officer!
here we go again. damn i wish i could, it’d be hot. have meetings all afternoon. next time, promise =) [send]
note, i don’t have meetings all afternoon, he’s just not worth ditching work for. i finish work, head home…
what’s with this boy? has it taken him 3 months to recover from our last session? unlikely… he’s definitely playing games.
off to fiction tonight, been to .popstarz way too much recently. why the sudden interest in eric? =) [send]
okay, i’m done with this. fucking closeted egotistical self-loathing straight-acting gay american boy. don’t need it, don’t want it.
and he reels me and my ego back in. fuck. you.
smartass! well, have a good night and maybe we’ll meat soon. i’m in vauxhall now so if you… [censored] x eric [send]
i dunno. i don’t do ~`hookups’~ because… well… i just have never been good at it. unlike the other 1,153,203 gay men in london, i don’t actively use gaydar, i’m just no good at it. sex for the sake of sex is fine, and drunken pulling in a nightclub before the lights come up is fine, and attempting a romantic relationship with someone is great, and just being friends is lovely as well. but confusingly mixing all four certainly doesn’t work in my book, no matter how fucking hot you are.