one of the beautiful things about living in england is biscuits [cookies]. and chocolate. as an adult in america, i never found myself tempted walking past the cookies in ralphs or the paltry selection of candy bars in 7-eleven. but in england, whoa mama, there’s a lots of tasty treats… too many to say no to.

here are some tasty treats i’ve found for you:

• fuck flash and fuck you, provided by homorobotic [nsfw]
• jean-luc picard rocks the mic, he rocks the mic hard!
• a break in the road—the very definition of street music, you wander around and collect loops and samples in this online urban landscape
• did ya hear the one about a buncha gay guys on a boat, passing by the nude beach…?
• john kerry is a lousy drag queen [geddit?]
• we all love belle de jour, but don’t forget about mistress matisse [more business-minded, less secretive] and secret life as a prostitute [very light-hearted and a bit geeky]
• video of how to spell your name in sign language
• i’m still obsessed with okcupid, a very complex new personals system from the havahd boys who brought us thespark. i’ve been analyzed, unsurprisingly, to be the playboy [aka random gentle sex master]
• you touch my tralala. surely this must be related to eurovision? but, then again what do i know…
• ooh, look, it’s the elusive suspenders boy! i miss stalking him so!
• the british institution—more newer and improveder!