approximately 1 in 100 males is capable of inserting his penis in his own rectum. 3 in 1000 men are able to fellate themselves. semen has only 5 calories per teaspoon.
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the average american male will have 6500 orgasms during his lifetime. 60% of all men get erect nipples during sex.
the first leg of our trip to sydney is complete… chilling out in osaka, being pleasantly overwhelmed by the sterotypical [subservient?] politeness everywhere. it’s my first time to asia, and, although i’ve only seen the airport, i’m loving feeling so out of my element.
atif and .gregińo have been cracking me up ever since we left london. just a few minutes into our flight we had already befriended the flight attendant, who kept plying us with wine and cocktails and wine and cocktails. we certainly weren’t the only poofs on board, but we were by far the most fabulous. flying first class rawks, definitely, and i actually managed to sleep, something i’ve only managed to do a few times on the 100 or so flights i’ve flown.
i love travel, and it’s actually pretty rare for me to travel with other people… i think me and the boys are very much aware of the dangers of spending two solid weeks with, well, anyone, but i feel it in me waters that this is gonna be a great trip. or, it could just be my loose muscles from the hour-long massage i just had at the osaka airport. :wink:
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according to the world health organization, 100 million acts of sexual intercourse occur every day.
12 reasons same-sex marriage will ruin society:
- homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control are not natural.
- heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. infertile couples and old people cannot get legally married because the world needs more children.
- obviously gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.
- straight marriage will be less meaningful, since britney spears’s 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.
- heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and it hasn’t changed at all: women are property, blacks can’t marry whites, and divorce is illegal.
- gay marriage should be decided by the people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of minorities.
- gay marriage is not supported by religion. in a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are always imposed on the entire country. that’s why we only have one religion in america.
- gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.
- legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. people may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage license.
- children can never succeed without both male and female role models at home. that’s why single parents are forbidden to raise children.
- gay marriage will change the foundation of society. heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven’t adapted to cars or longer lifespans.
- civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a “separate but equal” institution is always constitutional. separate schools for african-americans worked just as well as separate marriages will for gays & lesbians.
[courtesy gator gsa]
haven’t you heard?
ugh i just slammed 2 coffees, a glass of orange juice and now a glass of tomato juice. i have a gruesome hangover, but i can’t stop dancing around my room. i am in a good mood. a very. good. fucking. mood.
in just under 10 hours i will be reclining in my seat, nibbling on warm nuts, drinking some freshly-made bloody marys, catching up on approximately 12 feature-length films. my 28-hour flight to sydney will be gruesome, but flying first class with two of my best friends should make it significantly more enjoyable. the toilets are bigger in first class, aren’t they? i’m hoping to get some frequent flier points on my mile-high club membership.
i’ve never felt more loved than when i left the states… so many going-away parties, so many non-friends squealing oh my gawd eric i’m gonna miss you so much. last night was a close second, though, with a shocking number of mates coming out on a school night to send us off. had dinner with fluffer ian, who’s such a lovely lad. it was our first rendezvous since our disasterous, erm, date around christmastime.
halfway through dinner, the boys just started arriving. .gregińo, flatmate neil, andrew, marky, qboy marcos and his beau, flatmate mitch, darren and probably some other people. i put my card behind the bar at friendly society, which provided a lot of social lubrication. it was almost scientific, watching 12 or so of my friends pair off, co-mingle, and slam back expensive cocktails on my tab.
simon the biter was visiting london, and of course he was at friendly, and of course we painfully flirted with each other. i was thinking to myself last night i’m still in love with that boy, but, the truth is that i’m still in love with the good side of that boy—i have to remember all of the times he was a bastard. i despise the ones who throw themselves at my feet, and i chase the ones who are bastards. funny that.
so, we all got incredibly trolleyed, nearly stopped off at the stoop before falling down the stairs at .ghetto. from the amount of stink in my hair, i’m able to ascertain that we were there for exactly 4.5 hours before [apparently] coming home. ooh, look at me, i drank so much i can’t remember last night! let me blog about it, yeah, i’m cool.
so, yeah, i need to sober up, start packing, finish my new super-exclusive white-label mix cd’s [don't worry, i'll post 'em online in a few weeks] and get myself over to the first-class lounge at heathrow for a haircut. catch ya on the flip side. of the globe. you know, cuz sydney’s on the other side of the globe from london. it’s summer there, apparently. don’t hate me cuz you ain’t me.
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where are your manners? sometimes a simple “hello”, “how’s it going” or “how are you” is all it takes to get your flight upgraded, a free drink, or the phone number of that starbucks barista boy.
like a polaroid pict-cha
eek it’s been a whole week—sorry about that. i’m gonna cheat and fill in a few entries below for last weekend… there we go, ahh, much better :twisted:
ahhh, yes, megadating. last summer was filled with reckless clubbing, this winter was filled with failed relationships, and i think my new strategy of megadating seems to working out well. megadating for the sake of megadating, short romantic affairs, mutual fun, mutual romance, mutual understanding. megadating is useful because i’m at this bizarre crossroads.
over the next few weeks, i shall be travelling the globe, i shall be re-examining my life, i shall be developing a solid plan for the future, i shall be sorting out my career, i shall be enjoying myself, i shall be meeting with all the right people. i will be blogging throughout, and i can guarantee it’s going to be interesting.
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the degree of sexual arousal often determines the trajectory and distance of ejaculation. a male in a high degree of sexual excitement is capable of ejaculating his semen 24 feet [8m] or greater. semen travels at 28 mph during ejaculation.
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playing the part of the dumb tourist will get you out of almost any legal/transportation quagmire. for example “i thought my travelpass thingie covered lie-chest-er square”
